WAAAAAH!

SO I'VE  PROBABLY BEEN  A BIT OF A BABY LATELY,

BUT I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED :)

  BET YOU'VE NEVER  HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. HAHA..

SO I'VE ONLY BEEN SICK FOR 5 DAYS. BUT IT FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME!

IS IT STREP?

NO.

BUT DID THEY GIVE ME A SHOT OF PENICILLIN  IN MY RIGHT BUTT CHEEK?

YES.

DID THEY THINK IT WAS STREP?

YES.

DID THEY DO A TEST?

NO.

 DID KAMAILE TEST POSITIVE FOR STREP LAST WEEK?

YES.

(SO I UNDERSTAND THEIR REASONING FOR NOT TESTING)

DID I FEEL BETTER LATER ON?

NO.

DID I  FINALLY GO TO MY REAL DOCTOR?

(AS APPOSED THE FAKE ONE I WENT TO EARLIER)

YES.

WAS HE ASTOUNDED WHEN HE SAW MY NASTY 

TONSILS, MOUTH,  AND EVERYTHING ELSE?

YES.

DID HE HAVE COMPASSION ON ME?

HE MOST DEFINITLY DID.

(WHICH MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS JUSTIFIED IN ACTING LIKE SUCH A BABY)

DID HE SIT IN SILENCE AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELLENA COULD BE WRONG?

I THINK SO.

DID HE SAY "LETS DO SOME BLOOD WORK AND CHECK ON A FEW THINGS. IT MIGHT POSSIBLY BE MONO?"

YES. (& YES, HE DID KIND OF QUESTION THAT DIAGNOSIS)

SO DID I GET MY BLOOD DRAWN?

YES.

DID THEY POKE ME LIKE A MILLION TIMES, AND BURST ABOUT 1,000 VEINS?

AND MAKE ME PASS OUT, ONLY TO HAVE A NEW PHLEBOTOMIST COME

IN AS I WOKE UP AND GET IT ON THE FIRST TRY?

NO... 

(THAT WAS MY LAST PREGNANCY. BUT IT WOULD HAVE MADE MY WHINNING AND CRYING THAT MUCH MORE ACCEPTABLE., RIGHT? SO MAYBE WE'LL JUST PRETEND THAT HAPPENED.)

SO, I IMPATIENTLY WAITED FOR THE RESULTS ALL DAY

SO I CAN GET SOME MEDS AND NOT CRY EVERY TIME I HAVE TO SWALLOW THE 

SALIVA THAT MY GLANDS THINK THEY HAVE TO PRODUCE EVERY 

HALF A SECOND!

THEY FINALLY CALLED. SAID IT WASN'T MONO. 

DID THE NURSE HAVE AN EXTREMEME HISPANIC ACCENT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND 

WHAT THE DIAGNOSIS WAS? 

YES.

DID I CARE?

NO.

 I JUST WANTED MY DRUGS!!!!

SO OFF TO THE STORE BRAD WENT.

THEN INTO MY MOUTH THE DRUGS WENT.

WHAT THEY ARE, AND WHAT THEY DO,

 I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST.

I'M JUST HAPPY TO HOPEFULLY BE ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY

(GOSH, I MAKE THIS ALL SOUND LIKE I WAS HIT BY A TRAIN)

HEY, I WARNED YOU, I'VE BEEN A BABY! 

..ON SECOND THOUGHT, AFTER VIEWING THIS VIDEO

THAT BARES  COMPLETE AND TOTAL TRUTH,

I'M THINKIN' MAYBE I'M NOT SUCH A BABY AFTER ALL.

.

 SO THE REAL REASONI WANTED TO POST THIS WAS 

TO INFORM EVERYONE  THAT 

B/C I HAVE SO MUCH 'DOWN' TIME RIGHT NOW, I "PLAN" ON UPDATING MY BLOG.

HOPEFULLY I CAN POST SOME OF LAST CHRISTMAS... NAH... I'LL START FROM MAY??

(BECAUSE I MOST DEFINITLY CANNOT CLEAN OR DO LAUNDRY OR TAKE CARE OF MY CHILDREN AT THE MOMENT, OR DO ANYTHING ELSE PRODUCTIVE WHEN I'M SICK, RIGHT?)